Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Holiday Gift Guide - Skeletal Edition

We have a self-proclaimed "skeleton expert" at our house. Of course, he's only 5 years old, but he is unusually interested in skeletons. He doesn't only like skeletons around Halloween. He likes them all the time. He wears skeleton shirts. He owns skeleton toys. He reads skeleton books. He draws skeleton pictures.

So, in honor of my skeleton expert son, I put together this Skeletal Edition of the Holiday Gift Guide. Great Etsy finds for the skeleton expert in your life. Enjoy!

For The Homemaker

While this ornament is a little creepy, it's also really awesome. Now I want one for my Christmas tree. 


While these filigree skulls will cost you a fair number of bones (pun intended), they are awesome! I would love to be able to add one to my living room decor. It could make a great conversation piece.

 For The Ladies



Yes, I would wear this... and I don't wear necklaces as a general rule. It's simple and elegant, but upon closer inspection, a little bit creepy. And it is inspired by Patti Smith if you're into that sort of thing.

For The Fellas


I guess not every guy carries a pocket watch, but in a perfect world, they would... tucked into their vest pocket of their 3-piece suit. And let's face it, if you're going to carry a pocket watch, why not a steampunk pocket watch with a poison skull? 

 For The Kids


These are eco-friendly, customizable, and extremely cute. What's not to love?


Sock monkeys are cute. But skeleton sock monkeys are awesome! This one gets a little pricey since he has to ship from Australia, but it's totally worth it.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Refinish a Metal Sign - A Tutorial

My hubby is an amateur photographer and likes taking photos of movie theaters. He has spent the last several years honing his skills and has taken some really awesome pictures. So, we decided to display some of them in our dining area. We found a metal "Cinema" sign at Hobby Lobby to accompany them, but it wasn't exactly what we wanted. So I decided to refinish it and put together a tutorial on how I did it.


Step One: Find your item to refinish. This is what our sign looked like before I modified it. It's pretty cool, but we didn't really like the red and black in our mostly green kitchen because it stood out too much.


 Step Two: Prime your sign. I didn't actually buy primer. I had previously purchased a small sample container of white paint from Lowe's and had only used a tiny bit. So I used that. I painted the entire sign with the white and let it dry overnight.


Step Three: Paint your sign. I ended up painting mine twice. First, I used Rustoleum Metallic Spray Paint in Rubbed Bronze. It ended up being too black. I tried sanding it down a bit and distressing it, making some of the white undercoat show through, but it was still too dark, as seen here. 


So I covered that with a coat of Valspar Metallic Spray Paint in Silver. This lightened it up considerably. Then I sanded with fine grit sandpaper, which scuffed up the surface and brought some of the rubbed bronze through. This did put some heavier scratches in the finish as well, so I buffed the entire thing with steel wool. The steel wool was awesome! It evened out the sanding so that the distressing looked more natural.

Here is the finished product as it is displayed on our wall:


Monday, September 30, 2013

Holiday Gift Guide - Parenting Edition

As I've spent the last week attempting to potty train my daughter, I've dealt with my fair share of frustration and impatience... and resignation. I think all parents will know what I'm talking about. Don't get me wrong -- I truly believe that my children are amazing and wonderful and I love them with all my heart. But man, being a parent is hard sometimes. As I thought about this, I decided that parenthood requires a certain sense of humor so that you can laugh about the ridiculous situations you find yourself in. Whether it's taking a kid to the potty for the 5th time in an hour or having the neighbor kids report that your son is baring his hind parts in the front yard, sometimes you just need to laugh.

And that is what inspired me to put together this Parenting Gift Guide. I've collected a selection of gift ideas from various Etsy shops that would be perfect for any parent. I hope you'll click through and visit some of these shops because they have more great stuff!


I wish that my kids would understand who the boss is supposed to be. Maybe this clock would help them remember... you know, if they could read.


It seems like it could be good to have a nice journal like this in which to vent my frustrations. And no, I don't really want to punch my kids in the face (because they have really sweet faces), but venting wouldn't hurt.


I'm going to start saying this to my kids. Maybe it could serve as a reminder that they ought to be a bit more grateful that I pour them glasses of milk when they ask for them.


No such thing when you're a parent. 


I feel like this on a lot of days. Sometimes I wish I could be the one to lay down on the floor and cry until someone offered me a snack. Or maybe I could be the one who can run and play all day long without a care in the world. Or I can spend my day coloring in my blanket fort. Sounds relaxing.


Every week when I talk to my mom on the phone and tell her our stories from the week, I am just amazed at the insanity of parenting small children. But it is true that I brought this on myself.


Our son is an epically picky eater. And now our daughter is learning to follow suit.  A sign like this might help me enforce my demands that they eat what is on their plates. Maybe they would respect a sign's authority more than they do mine. Maybe.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

A Little Distracted

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That's right, folks... I am working on potty training this week, so my real posts may be sparse while I attempt to get the portable toilet in my purse... or just work up the nerve to go anywhere more than three feet away from the potty. Wish me luck!